Ali Defeats Paris!
Ali Defeats Paris!
At LasagnaFarm, we celebrate randomness as if it were an eleventh toe sprouting from our necks. Sure, we know it shouldn't be there, but we can't help but exploit it for comedic tension. ("Toe? What toe? Hahaha") As such, we heartily welcome visitors who happen upon the site serendipitously while searching for something else. We consider these folks to be weary travelers on the journey of life, unfamiliar with the neighborhood, with nowhere to turn, who happened upon our cozy, digital bungalow after having robbed a liquor store, stolen a late-model Ford Crown Victoria and embarked on a three-state killing spree. That is, we don't care much for them, but can't prevent their breaking through the front door and taking us hostage. Call it Stockholm Syndrome, but, after a while, we fall in love with them.
And this month, those bitchez flipped the script. Although, for nearly six decades, "Paris Hilton" was the top search term these random folks used to get here, "Ali Hilfiger" has gone and yanked Paris from her perch. As if it weren't disturbing enough that it took another pooched and pampered socialite to end Paris' reign on LF, we also received not one but two visits from various unamed geriatric drama queens and prospective freelancers for The Smoking Gun, who found us using the awkward phrase, "gypsy ethel merman illegal." One more time with that one, people, and I pack my shit and head for Oslo.
Moreover, while "bleached asshole" failed to make this month's list, "cameron diaz butt crack" did. And, comforting and disturbing simultaneously, "Starr Jones Weight Loss" refuses to quit, despite being about 10,000 years past worn out, much like Jennilee Harrison. Enjoy.
#reqs: search term
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2: ali hilfiger
2: paris hilton
2: lasagna
2: gypsy ethel merman illegal
1: seth kolloen
1: ryan mcginley
1: six feet under new york post review
1: mcdonalds outsources
1: fuse gallery mothersbaugh
1: starr jones weight loss
1: six feet under slate
1: cameron diaz butt crack
1: commonly stolen cars chicago
1: jennifer meyer universal photo
At LasagnaFarm, we celebrate randomness as if it were an eleventh toe sprouting from our necks. Sure, we know it shouldn't be there, but we can't help but exploit it for comedic tension. ("Toe? What toe? Hahaha") As such, we heartily welcome visitors who happen upon the site serendipitously while searching for something else. We consider these folks to be weary travelers on the journey of life, unfamiliar with the neighborhood, with nowhere to turn, who happened upon our cozy, digital bungalow after having robbed a liquor store, stolen a late-model Ford Crown Victoria and embarked on a three-state killing spree. That is, we don't care much for them, but can't prevent their breaking through the front door and taking us hostage. Call it Stockholm Syndrome, but, after a while, we fall in love with them.
And this month, those bitchez flipped the script. Although, for nearly six decades, "Paris Hilton" was the top search term these random folks used to get here, "Ali Hilfiger" has gone and yanked Paris from her perch. As if it weren't disturbing enough that it took another pooched and pampered socialite to end Paris' reign on LF, we also received not one but two visits from various unamed geriatric drama queens and prospective freelancers for The Smoking Gun, who found us using the awkward phrase, "gypsy ethel merman illegal." One more time with that one, people, and I pack my shit and head for Oslo.
Moreover, while "bleached asshole" failed to make this month's list, "cameron diaz butt crack" did. And, comforting and disturbing simultaneously, "Starr Jones Weight Loss" refuses to quit, despite being about 10,000 years past worn out, much like Jennilee Harrison. Enjoy.
#reqs: search term
-----: -----------
2: ali hilfiger
2: paris hilton
2: lasagna
2: gypsy ethel merman illegal
1: seth kolloen
1: ryan mcginley
1: six feet under new york post review
1: mcdonalds outsources
1: fuse gallery mothersbaugh
1: starr jones weight loss
1: six feet under slate
1: cameron diaz butt crack
1: commonly stolen cars chicago
1: jennifer meyer universal photo
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