We Have No Choire but We're Getting One

You may have noticed that content posting has slowed down on The Farm to almost nothing. Much like Gawker, we are on vacation. And much like Gawker again (how many times do we have to say it? We envy the Jimmy Choos off Gawker), we are not really on vacation but working. The Farm is currently interning at Kinkos, where we are learning the fine art of misusing company equipment. Armed with the knowledge we gain here, we will be self-publishing the LasagnaFarm.com Guide to Misusing Office Equipment. Or perhaps The LasagnaFarm.com Two-in-One: Door Stop and Paper Weight. Or perhaps How Not to Earn Six Figures but Instead Grow a Sixth Finger. Appetite duly whetted? Stay tuned.