Knock, Knock. Who's there? Insanity
It's official. Polite social conventions are going to send us gingerly 'round the bend. Instead of ringing cellphones spoiling, say, the denouement of In the Bedroom, the devices will be knocking like methed-out woodpeckers. (Its Crispin Glover calling to say the Willard promo tour isn't going so well. The rats ate all the baked brie.) The harder a caller knocks, the more ugent the knocking. Also check out the "electric shock" mobile. The louder you talk, the greater the shock. Take THAT you rude fochers!
It's official. Polite social conventions are going to send us gingerly 'round the bend. Instead of ringing cellphones spoiling, say, the denouement of In the Bedroom, the devices will be knocking like methed-out woodpeckers. (Its Crispin Glover calling to say the Willard promo tour isn't going so well. The rats ate all the baked brie.) The harder a caller knocks, the more ugent the knocking. Also check out the "electric shock" mobile. The louder you talk, the greater the shock. Take THAT you rude fochers!