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In response to the hundreds of e-mail messages sent to us from rabid LF fans we have initiated a comment system, effective immediately, as well as a round of rabies shots. (Ok, ok. No one asked, no one e-mailed, and no one is actually reading this post. Someone come over and help me get my head out of the oven. On second thought, forget it.) Nonetheless, like the proverbial Robert, we must have some rules of order! Not because we want you to bow to our authority, but because, well yeah, what I said before. Here are the rules for commenting on LasagnaFarm posts:
1.) No Dutch. One look at that wack-ass language in action, and I get twitcher than a Japanese third grader in the throes of a Pokemon-induced petit-mal seizure. Too many k's and o's. And no Swedish (see above).
2.) Each comment must make reference to the following: A pre-1980 Foghat album, a brand of dental floss, a card game, a kind of liquor, a TV show with Grant Goodeve in the cast, a rock opera, a use for PVC tubing, and any Fla-vor-Ice flavor, except grape.
3.) Leave the last "S" off for savings. (Way to reach for the low-hanging comedy fruit. - ed.)
4.) Do not use your real name. Doing so will result in several hours of us Googling you, followed by an evening of crank calls to your house and hundreds of magazine subscription cards filled out with your address and the "bill me later" box checked.
5.) No flirting with the writers. Ok, yes flirting.
6.) Comments should be viewed as presents from the reader to LasagnaFarm. Flattery, sycophancy, bon bons, and other such good wishes will be read with aplomb and passed around more than Tara Reid at the premiere after-party for "Van Wilder."
In response to the hundreds of e-mail messages sent to us from rabid LF fans we have initiated a comment system, effective immediately, as well as a round of rabies shots. (Ok, ok. No one asked, no one e-mailed, and no one is actually reading this post. Someone come over and help me get my head out of the oven. On second thought, forget it.) Nonetheless, like the proverbial Robert, we must have some rules of order! Not because we want you to bow to our authority, but because, well yeah, what I said before. Here are the rules for commenting on LasagnaFarm posts:
1.) No Dutch. One look at that wack-ass language in action, and I get twitcher than a Japanese third grader in the throes of a Pokemon-induced petit-mal seizure. Too many k's and o's. And no Swedish (see above).
2.) Each comment must make reference to the following: A pre-1980 Foghat album, a brand of dental floss, a card game, a kind of liquor, a TV show with Grant Goodeve in the cast, a rock opera, a use for PVC tubing, and any Fla-vor-Ice flavor, except grape.
3.) Leave the last "S" off for savings. (Way to reach for the low-hanging comedy fruit. - ed.)
4.) Do not use your real name. Doing so will result in several hours of us Googling you, followed by an evening of crank calls to your house and hundreds of magazine subscription cards filled out with your address and the "bill me later" box checked.
5.) No flirting with the writers. Ok, yes flirting.
6.) Comments should be viewed as presents from the reader to LasagnaFarm. Flattery, sycophancy, bon bons, and other such good wishes will be read with aplomb and passed around more than Tara Reid at the premiere after-party for "Van Wilder."
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