Tuesday, February 17, 2004

Disproven Rumors About Senator John Kerry

Had entire bumper assembly of a 1962 Dodge Polara implanted under bottom lip after hockey accident.

Was executive producer of "Girls Gone Wild at the Yale Club" video series.

Photos of sex acts with Bella Abzug on the steps of the Jefferson Memorial found to have been "Photoshopped."

Kicked out of Yale's Skull and Bones for suggesting a bake sale to raise money for new coffin.

In "band of brothers" speeches, was actually referring to Van Halen.

Accepted large campaign contribution from NAMBLA in exchange for supporting passage of controversial Man-Boy Love Act of 1996.

Wife Theresa Heinz once threatened to divorce him for buying Del Monte Catsup just to "use the coupon."

Was the grand marshall of parade honoring Ted Kennedy on the 30th anniversary of Chappaquiddick.

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