What does LasagnaFarm Need Next
With a nod to the New Yorker
Krucoff, of TOP: "A kick-ass laser tag arena. We're talking about LasagnaFarm, right?"
Warren, of WaWa's World: "Can we have LasagnaFarm Celebrity Poker?"
Man in Office: "More warm things like mittens. Fewer cold things. Like Lara Flynn Boyle."
Dave Epstein, watcher, "Real World: San Diego": A theme song, something to inspire the youth of today perhaps sung by the LasagnaFarm choir and interpreted by the Solid Gold Dancers (granted, who are getting on in age).
Harvey Weinstein, rotund producer: "Three things: bondage, bondage, bondage. Four things: bondage, bondage, bondage, and a smorgasbord."
Kid Dig It, editor, gadfly: "To secede and take Staten Island with it. A riverboat gambling casino run by the native Americans, and when I say native Americans, I mean the Vikings, who discovered this place first off."
With a nod to the New Yorker
Krucoff, of TOP: "A kick-ass laser tag arena. We're talking about LasagnaFarm, right?"
Warren, of WaWa's World: "Can we have LasagnaFarm Celebrity Poker?"
Man in Office: "More warm things like mittens. Fewer cold things. Like Lara Flynn Boyle."
Dave Epstein, watcher, "Real World: San Diego": A theme song, something to inspire the youth of today perhaps sung by the LasagnaFarm choir and interpreted by the Solid Gold Dancers (granted, who are getting on in age).
Harvey Weinstein, rotund producer: "Three things: bondage, bondage, bondage. Four things: bondage, bondage, bondage, and a smorgasbord."
Kid Dig It, editor, gadfly: "To secede and take Staten Island with it. A riverboat gambling casino run by the native Americans, and when I say native Americans, I mean the Vikings, who discovered this place first off."
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