Selected Sound Bites from Howard Dean’s Ear-Curdling Concession Speech in Iowa

"Kerry? Was there a ‘Kerry’ in this race? I sure didn’t goddamn think so until you doughnut-gumming geriatric morons showed up."

"When I’m president, mark my words, I go regime-change on Iowa’s ass. First day. That I can fucking guarantee."

"That’s ok, no problem Iowa, seriously. Just remember these words: Goodbye corn, hello scorched-earth policy."

"Goddammit Trippi, I told you, FIFTY thousand ecstasy tabs, not FIVE thousand."