Fake Poll of the Day: What do Today's Eighth Graders Think of the Iowa Caucus?

Q: In which state is the Iowa Caucus?

25% Idaho
24% West Vagina
18% Secaucus
16% Iowa
12% In your butt
10% F-you


Q: Which political party do the participating candidates represent?

25% USA
24% Democrackheads
18% Republicans
16% Asscracks
12% Democratic
10% F-you


Q: Name one of the candidates.

25% Jim Carey
24% Kuspinach
18% Howard Dean
16% Dick Weiner
12% Your Mom
10% F-you


Q: What office are the candidates running for?

25% Caucus of Iowa
24% American Idol
18% President
16% Terminator
12% King Schwetty Balls
10% F-you