Strategy Changes in the Howard Dean Campaign Following the Iowa Debacle

Will no longer rally supporters by blasting G.G. Allin’s “Outlaw Scumfuc” over the PA.

Will give up unnerving vocal shrieks during campaign speeches, and only use the phrase, “Am I wrong?” for emphasis.

Will insert lines from “Goodnight Moon” into stump speeches.

Will hire comedian Stephen Wright to open campaign appearances.

Will stop calling his supporters “Deaniacs” and now refer to them as “My Funny Little Friends”

Will switch to decaf from shooting speedballs for breakfast.