Lines Used by New York’s Worst Pickup Artists

How do NYC’s worst-case Lotharios close the deal? Lets’s see. (With a tip of the hat to the New York Times.)

"I love your dress. Who says irony is dead."

"Your eyes are more nuanced than the screen of my Treo 600. Wanna see it in action?"

"Since I started with Qi Gong, multiple orgasms are no problemo, at least for me."

"I live in New Rochelle, what’s your sign?"

"Lets get you liquored up, already. It’s almost 12:30."

"Are you sure? I’ve heard most women with feet as big as yours also have ingrown nipples. My mistake."

"You are so interesting. Can I interview you for my blog?"