Jokes We Thought Sounded Funnier When We Were Stoned, One Day 10 Years Ago

1.) Failed Chuck Norris Horror Movie
- Walker, Texas Chain Saw Massacre

2.) Failed Chuck Norris Exersize Equipment
- Walker, Texas Thighmaster

3.) Failed Chuck Norris Game Show
- Walker, Texas Win, Lose or Draw

4.) Failed Chuck Norris Government Agency
- Walker, Texas Department of Protective and Regulatory Services

5.) Failed Chuck Norris TV Show
- Walker, Texas Advertising Executive Whose Wife is a Witch Who Wiggles Her Nose to Cast Spells, Then He Leaves the Show and Is Replaced by Another Gay Actor With The Same First Name

6.) Failed Chuck Norris Snacks
Walker, Texas Dude Wasn't There Another Bag of Funyuns, or Did We Kill Them Both?