Interview with the Farmer in the LasagnaFarm Logo
We hear you’re a farmer, what do you grow?
Schmuck, I grow nothing. I am a graphical element. I was created in Adobe Illustrator by some douchebag who was trying to avoid working. Even if I wanted to grow something, there’s no soil up here.
No need to get nasty, we’re all friends here. You sit astride a tractor. Is that a John Deere?
They tell me it’s supposed to be a 1938 International Harvester, like the one in the Wizard of Oz. John Deeres are for yuppie farmers and corporate flacks from ADM. Personally, I think it looks more like a train traveling over quicksand.
Where do you find the nerve, as a representational element yourself, to disparage other farmers as poseurs?
Excuse me? Here’s to you shutting the fuck up. Loser.
OK, OK, Take it easy.
We hear you’re a farmer, what do you grow?
Schmuck, I grow nothing. I am a graphical element. I was created in Adobe Illustrator by some douchebag who was trying to avoid working. Even if I wanted to grow something, there’s no soil up here.
No need to get nasty, we’re all friends here. You sit astride a tractor. Is that a John Deere?
They tell me it’s supposed to be a 1938 International Harvester, like the one in the Wizard of Oz. John Deeres are for yuppie farmers and corporate flacks from ADM. Personally, I think it looks more like a train traveling over quicksand.
Where do you find the nerve, as a representational element yourself, to disparage other farmers as poseurs?
Excuse me? Here’s to you shutting the fuck up. Loser.
OK, OK, Take it easy.
posted by Michael at 5:09 PM
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