Scenes from “The Day After The Day After Tommorrow,” the Sequel to the Movie About Catastrophic Climate Change Opening Today

EXT. – NEW YORK, NY. CORNER OF 5TH ST. AND AVE. C

Man 1: Dude, it’s fucking cold.

Man 2: Shit, we’re outta food.

Man 1: Crap. (dies)

Man 2: (dies)