Rejected Titles of The Latest Star Wars Prequel
Rejected Titles of The Latest Star Wars Prequel
Several news outlets are reporting that George Lucas has taken another hit off of his 800-billion megaton Industrial Light and Magic virtual mega bong. The bearded one announced over the weekend that the final episode in his most recent trilogy of Star Wars prequels will be titled "Revenge of the Sith." LasagnaFarm believes Lucas is just making shit up now, probably using a set of poesy refrigerator magnets, a tattered copy of "The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe" and a kilo of hydroponic space pot grown on the International Space Station. Sith? Is that even anything related to Star Wars [It is. Don't be such a putz. - ed.] Well, whatever. We've unearthed several rejected titles of the film. Here they are.
"Revenge of the Orchidaceous"
"Revenge of the Arrrrgh"
"Revenge of the Pthhhhh"
"Revenge of the Rarow!"
"Revenge of the $!%$#@!!"
"Revenge of the $$$$$$$"
The Guardian (UK)
Several news outlets are reporting that George Lucas has taken another hit off of his 800-billion megaton Industrial Light and Magic virtual mega bong. The bearded one announced over the weekend that the final episode in his most recent trilogy of Star Wars prequels will be titled "Revenge of the Sith." LasagnaFarm believes Lucas is just making shit up now, probably using a set of poesy refrigerator magnets, a tattered copy of "The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe" and a kilo of hydroponic space pot grown on the International Space Station. Sith? Is that even anything related to Star Wars [It is. Don't be such a putz. - ed.] Well, whatever. We've unearthed several rejected titles of the film. Here they are.
"Revenge of the Orchidaceous"
"Revenge of the Arrrrgh"
"Revenge of the Pthhhhh"
"Revenge of the Rarow!"
"Revenge of the $!%$#@!!"
"Revenge of the $$$$$$$"
The Guardian (UK)


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