Self-Help Books We Only Wish Someone Would Write, First Edition

Self-Help Books We Only Wish Someone Would Write, First Edition

“Why Dumptrucks Resent Us, and Why You Should Care”

“Craft Projects for the Homebound: Decorating with Skin Grafts”

“Call to Arms: Defending Your Family Against the Golfing Community”

“Seven Wives For Each Brother: Confessions of a Mormon Tabernacle Choir Groupie”

“I Can’t Stop Drooling: A Memoir”

“Marcia’s Household Hints, Volume 2: Where Does Lint Get Its Goddamn Nerve?”

“Home-Based Business Success: Launching a Crackhouse for Fun and Profit”

“I Remember Now. The String Tied to My Severed Finger Was to Remind Me to Fix the Brakes: Bicycle Safety for the Absentminded”

“Don’t Call Me Bunny, Motherfucker: The Secret Lives of Rabbits”