Sex Acts Roundup: Six Feet Under vs. Nip/Tuck

Sex Acts Roundup: Six Feet Under vs. Nip/Tuck

Scant sexual activity on HBO's Six Feet Under this past week caused LasagnaFarm to miss a balloon payment on the video motion sensors and analytical supercomputing hardware that comprises its Sex Acts Roundup technology infrastructure. With the bank's repossession wet team hot on our asses, LF decided to use the processing power to compare this week's episode of SFU with that of FX's softcore Nip/(F)uck. The resulting analysis is jarring, but it could keep LF alive an extra few days. Enjoy.

Six Feet Under (Nip/Tuck)

Man on top: 0 (236, give or take)

Faked orgasms: 0 (1)

Awkward narrative leading to act of female self love: 0 (2)

Awkward narrative leading to implausable post-operative sex between doctor and recipient of recent clitoral reconstruction surgery: 0 (1)

Obvious narrative that could lead to experimentative sex between female art student and gratuitously hot-and-sassy lesbian: 1 (0)

Assembly-line oocyte fertilization of psycho babymamma: 0 (1)

Bondage involving french-horn-playing hipster: 1 (0)

Wam, bam, no dice sir (oral): 0 (2)


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