Teaser Lines From Every Virus-Bearing E-mail Message LasagnaFarm Received in the Past Week, Arranged in Narrative Form

Here, the introduction. I found this document about you. Read it immediately. Something is going wrong. Is that your document? You are bad. You are a bad writer. This file is bad! (See the attached file for details.) Your important document, correction is finished! Anyway, here’s the thing. Here is your photo. I can see the family resemblance. You are the one in the back, right? You cannot hide. Call me immediately. This is the end.