Gay or Lasagna

• Seeking rights of marriage / "mozzarella" embarassing to pronounce when dining with friends
  
• Community affected by life-threatening disease / leading cause of cardiac arrest among retired Con Ed workers
  
• Fringe sub-group clad in leather bondage gear / fringes clad in ricotta and marinara sauce
  
• Impeccable taste in clothes, shoes, and home furnishings / ruining silk ties and white carpeting since 1915
  
• Catholic church considers lifestyle to be sinful / often causes hungry priests to overlook gluttony as a deadly sin
  
• Thought to have been created by doting, overly attentive mothers / thought to have been created by doting, overly attentive mothers