Going 1 on 1 with LasagnaFarm.com
First we challenged Howard Reingold to a fight. He responded quickly and venomously and we went down quicker than Tara Reid in a stall at Bed. Then came Nerve.com's Em and Lo. Since they failed to respond, the judged awarded the victory ours. (We are using the sixth-grade schoolyard fighting rules. Backstop not included; fight location TBD) Therefore, LasagnaFarm is currently 1-1 for brawls.
Next up, Brett Martin, former columnist of TimeOut New York and currently its sports editor. We can only surmise Mr. Martin stopped writing his column so he could devote more time to hanging out with the McSweeney's kids at Galapagos and looking smaht. This makes the Farm sick.
Mr. Martin, choose your weapon: minigolf, jarts, thumb wrestling, or swan-boat races. The Farm wants a piece of you.
First we challenged Howard Reingold to a fight. He responded quickly and venomously and we went down quicker than Tara Reid in a stall at Bed. Then came Nerve.com's Em and Lo. Since they failed to respond, the judged awarded the victory ours. (We are using the sixth-grade schoolyard fighting rules. Backstop not included; fight location TBD) Therefore, LasagnaFarm is currently 1-1 for brawls.
Next up, Brett Martin, former columnist of TimeOut New York and currently its sports editor. We can only surmise Mr. Martin stopped writing his column so he could devote more time to hanging out with the McSweeney's kids at Galapagos and looking smaht. This makes the Farm sick.
Mr. Martin, choose your weapon: minigolf, jarts, thumb wrestling, or swan-boat races. The Farm wants a piece of you.
posted by kiddigit at 5:14 PM
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