The economy is in more of a shambles than a Williamsburg boy's mod hair. With that in mind, The Farm gives you our version of the ubiquitous IN/OUT list.

Tired/Wired


OUT: Racing-stripe windbreaker and Dickeys slacks
IN: Borrowing your dad's Rockford files-inspired suits

OUT: Riding your “Quadrophenia”-inspired Vespa to interviews
IN: Borrowing a friend’s “River’s Edge”-inspired car to drive to interviews

OUT: Using vacation time to tour with punk-rock act.
IN: Using vacation time to attend self-actualization seminar

OUT: Bed-head
IN: Showering

OUT: References to obscure ‘80s metal bands
IN: References to obscure industry trade magazines

OUT: Collection of '60s garage rock
IN: Collection of 60 pairs of gold-toe socks

OUT: Thriving on your trust fund
IN: Thriving in a culture of fear

OUT: Customized Nikes
IN: Martinized Twills

OUT: Share in Montauk
IN: Park-and–Ride

OUT: Trust fund exercising (excising)
IN: Trust building exercises.

OUT: Registering Domain Names
IN: Registering for Company Picnic Sack Race