Lockhart Meets the Farm: A Brief Conversation with Artistic Liberties Taken by This Author

During the blackout, Lasagna Farm had the distinct pleasure of meeting the famous Lockhart Steele. The conversation went something like this.

LF: Hey, you're the famous Lockhart Steele. We're Lasagna Farm. We love your site.
LS: Cool. I love your site.
LF: No, your site is great.
LS: No, your site is great.
LF: No, you're better.
LS: No, you are.

(Disclaimer: Lockhart was actually much more eloquent but in order to make the Farm not look like complete idiots, his end of the conversation had to be dumbed down quite a bit.)