Belting It Out

I found it disheartening when 15 minutes of fame became expected. You’d see the "Survivor" idiots all over the place. Here there and everywhere. But at least they had some decent screen time. Apparently, with our short attention spans and disdain for anyone with a brain, now you barely have to be on TV at all to merit a mention.

Sort of sucks to be this dude, though, I guess. No one would give a hoot if I went out and socked someone in a bar fight. Who am I? No one is the correct answer. But just because this guy sang like drowning jackalope and had no self-respect, he gets put up on CNN.com. Poor sucker(puncher). He's probably proud of it though.

"American Idol" arrested for punching someone, instead of his awful pipes