Double Pump

I might go gay just to get with Robbie Williams like white on rice. Interview excerpt from Nylon:

Q: Would you be of any use in a gunfight or a car chase?

A: I don't drive, and I don't like guns. I don't mind, what are they called, shotguns? What you shoot clay pigeons with? Well, if a midget in the shape of a round disk was robbing a bank and then managed to suddenly have superhuman powers and fly, and if I had -- what they fuck am I going on about here? I'd be all right with a double-barrelled shotgun.