Go Boy, Go

Neal Pollack sometimes is the greatest man ever. Other times, he confuses me. This time, I would marry him if he'd have me:

NP: "As for Williamsburg, well, you know that it's unspeakable. If you can find two people you like in Williamsburg, go over to their house, rent a couple of movies, pick up a pizza, order a bag of pot from the delivery service, and don't leave until noon the next day. It'll be more fun than going to Luxx, despite what Jeff Koyen says."

The rest of it.