Friday, September 26, 2003

Urban youths test their street cred with MC battles. This is what happens when dopey white kids go at it in an IM battle.

IMer #1: you're bad news anyway

IMer #2: i'm fucking sunny forecasts the week through bitch

IMer #1: you're a car accident where white babies die

IMer #2: you are a iranian sandstorm producing muslim upskirts

IMer #1: you're the high-heel on my maple syrup covered balls

IMer #2: you are the homeless twin shit stuck to my shoe

IMer #1: you are the toothless blowjob west Virginia cousins give each other

IMer #2: you are the rapist of donkey horse hybrids...which makes you a mule fucker

IMer #1: you are the shit-cake on your boyfriend's cock after he's anally-excavated his dying father on life-support

IMer #2: you are the placenta of a retard buried in the dirt during a buddhist ritual

IMer #1: you are the lactation of a pregnant AIDS crack whore in harlem who masturbates with rotten vegetables

IMer #2: you are the sold into slavery fluffer in a vietnamese boy-on-boy porn called CHARLIE'S angels

IMer #1: you are the fat girl with a yeast infection and painful urination, alone on prom night

IMer #2: you are the barium enema shoved up liza minelli's ass when she goes to the ER for vicodin induced constipation

IMer #2: ok, you win

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