Guilty Pleasures

With a tip of the sombrero to Entertainment Weekly, here's a list of guilty pleasures enjoyed by one, decreasingly lazy LasagnaFarm contributor. Full disclosure: Does not include Daily Candy, Page Six, Gawker, US Magazine or EW itself, which said contributor does not feel guilty about in the least, or Flashyourrack.com, which he does. Send in yours today.

Fetuccine Alfredo
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers' "Damn the Torpedos"
Marino's Italian Ices (lemon)
Chuck Barris' was-he-or-wasn't-he bio, "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind"
American Chopper
Dave Barry
The New York Sun
The Weekly World News
Supermarket Sushi
Hot Rod Magazine (the one about cars)
Cheez Wiz
The Sunday Styles section of the New York Times (wedding announcements included)
The first four Iron Maiden albums: Iron Maiden, Killers, Number of the Beast, and Piece of Mind (plus the live one). Excluding the songs, "Quest for Fire" and "Sun and Steel," for which there is guilt
Goat Cheese
Nick Hornby books
Mr. Ed reruns
Staples (the office supplies store)
Paradise Hotel/Temptation Island