Open Casting Call: Goin’ for Surgery?

Having surgery is traumatic for anyone, not least of all those craving media coverage. Of course, what better salve is there for the pain of gettin' cut open than a TV special based on it? Star Jones, for instance, may soon be the subject of a Barbara Walters program documenting Jones’ forthcoming gastric bypass surgery. LasagnaFarm, which strongly supports democracy in media, asks why such enjoyment should be limited to those already in the public eye? What about other, less roundly covered folks facing down the murky gaze of a somnolent sawbones ready to go to town on their internals? If you are scheduled to go under the knife and want your story told, contact us. Bunion excised? Gall bladder removed? Boil lanced? Carbuncle drained? Warts lasered? Heart transplanted? Infant birthed? Ingrown hair dug out? Tonsils snipped? Vas deference unhooked? Anything. We’ll document it. No questions asked (ok, some questions asked). Think about it. Seriously.