Everyone loves them. The Farm is no better than everyone.

To Do List:

1. Become gay so pop culture will write about me for a change.
2. Give up my house in the Catskills I rented before the 'Skills blew up, I swear.
3. Reminisce about the days when I was Kate Moss and publishing was publishing, dammit.
4. Find out what the hell "an 'anything can happen' vibe—almost Japanese performance art" means.
5. Laundry.