HAIKUS OF CELEBRITIES WE KNOW, HAVE MET, OR EVEN JUST SEEN ONCE, MAYBE ON THE STREET OR IN THE ELEVATOR

Drove Vonnegut to
the airport. Smoked like a fiend.
Filterless. So tough.

Tony Randall, who
Barbara says eyed me up, and
I: Odd couple, no?

Vonnegut, at my
sister's wedding. Good lord, that
guy can knock 'em back.

Walken, stopping to
hunt for change, but pocket bare.
Homeless guy sans fare.

High-schooled with IT girl
Chloe Sevigny. Tag! Not
IT any more now.

Saw "Cool World," a film.
Moby had a song in it.
Did not make film cool.