Kids, Put Down Your Markers, Child Welfare's Here
It's different for kids these days. In my day, five-year-olds were expected to pitch in on the farm by digging post holes, posing for musket practice, and eating wild mushrooms to see which were poisonous. For Timmy and Jenny, life in the modern age is filled with fun and laughter. So what if dad's on the lam (or on fire) or if they run into bad trouble at special camp, these adorable scamps just get out a clean pad and some markers and tell their tales like a couple of pint-sized McCourts. The two individuals responsible for this are either twisted to the max or wicked smart. I'm betting on one of each.