Saturday, August 06, 2005

Timing Belch

It's pretty amazing this spirited online debate started 8 1/2 years ago and is still going strong. Even better, it's technically a forum to discuss the 1997 album "Surrender to the Night" by the band Trans Am.

Your lying to yourself if you say rustangs are faster or better in any way than a Trans Am. I am not talking about modified Trans Ams, they come with a 400 or 403, thats way more than any rustang cocksucker could say. How can you honestly say that rustangs are faster than any quality GM car? Mach 1? is that all you got on GM? Ok Mach 1s are fast but you are comparing a super car to a regular car dumbass. Thats like me saying GM is better because a Firehawk is faster than a 2.3 liter ford. It just doesnt make sence. Ask any parts store eh chump change? Ok go ahead, do you know why part stores sell mostly ford shit? Its because they break all the fucking time so their is a big market for it. Then you buy into the fucking ford commercials and listen to your fucking dumbass friends that tell you ford is reliable somehow and you stupid shits keep buying them. You wanna know what killed the muscle car? (I dont consider any fords to be muscle since ford is just a one pony show, and the pony is a ugly, retarted, deformed, sluggish, piece of plastic shit) it was ricers and rustangs. Are you saying a 1.3 liter ricer is better than any American car? Well neither is a poorly built plastic ford. And where are you getting your information? Consumer reports? Your just another brainless moron. The GTO is faster than a mach 1 anyway bitch. You said I had a "lack of mechanical ability" like you know me in person. You dont know shit little kid. Nobody laughs at badass Trans Ams trust me I know this. I have however seen plenty of people laughing at ugly ass 2003 GT rustangs with flowmasters. I know I do it all the time and they dont do shit because they know I would chop their head off and use it as my hood ornament. Shit breaks on rustangs all the time, when was the last time you had to replace a fucking torque converter or controller arm? It was probly wasnt that long ago. Now fuck off.

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