Not Overheard at This Year's Burning Man Festival

Conversations Not Overheard at This Year's Burning Man Festival

"There's nothing I hate more than World music, except for maybe kayaking."

"My jacket? It's seal skin, with whale-bone buttons, and the collar's all spotted-owl feathers."

"Earl, ya'll got any more a' that chewing tobacco?"

"A car that runs on farts? That's a stupid idea."

"Screw these art fags, let's go to the Cadillac Ranch!"