Stuck in the Middle Again

I was never in with the In Crowd. But I was never with the Out Crowd either. I was somewhere in between, riding the fine line of anonymity. I couldn't get past a velvet rope even wearing Armani. At the same time, I would look wrong with the Trench Coat Mafia. Thus, some t-shirts I would like to make celebrating my middleness.

1. I look good in chinos.
2. Edge Bar would be fine with me.
3. 11:30 already? Boy, I'm tired.
4. Never been published.
5. You can take the boy out of Connecticut, but you can't take Connecticut out of the boy.