Facts at Your Fingertips
1. We're excited to announce that Lasagnafarm.com has been chosen as the official blog of rainy Saturdays.
2. When your boss yells at you for slurring your words, tell him "drunk" is not a four-letter word.
3. I still don't understand the saying "stupid is as stupid does." I only know it's a stupid saying.
4. All the good IM names have been taken. I had to use my real name.
5. "8 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter" should be called "9 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter." Number 9 would be "no anal."
6. The baking-soda-and-vinegar volcano is still the coolest science fair project ever.
7. The space bar on my computer keeps getting stuck.
8. Things are better when they are loud. If they can't be loud they should at least be heavy.
9. Krucoff is not on IM today.
10. Puffy stickers are still an excellent way of telling someone you like like them.