A Barrage of Dennis Miller Jokes

I read a story about a woman who just had her 23 child. Hey, lady, it's a vagina, not a clown car.


When were nuclear weapons taken off the table; what is this, our mother's good china syndrome?


Here's a thought: If we killed all the lawyers, we wouldn't have adequate representation in the eyes of the court.


I was home schooled, oddly enough at a branch campus.


I think alcholoism is a disease. It's a great fucking disease. Even when you have a relapse, it's kind of fun.


You never know why the Germans don't sign on. Whether they agree with the war or if it's not on a grand enough scale for them.


You only have to watch one UN session and it makes you want to prescribe ritalin to a glacier.


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