Lingua Franca

As much as I think Jacques "Le Worm" Chirac is letting an outright power-grab for top EU chien cloud his geopolitical judgement, I still refuse to call french fries "freedom fries," nor french toast "liberty cakes," Bordeaux "E Plurbus Vino" or accept any other jingoistic coinage. And, by the way, who thought the Danes were such good friends? (And that they had pizza?)